another FAR TOO RELATABLE bit from John Mulaney here
my friend calls me, goes “piglet from winnie the pooh was androgynous” and hangs up
i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity
then i begin to treat them how they treat me
and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem
“you acting different”
yeah
“Nah I’m acting like you, so the fact that you don’t like it says more about you than me tbh.”
This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
i hate the advice “fake it ‘till you make it!” like hamlet did that and he fucking died
NTH TIME IM GONNA REBLOG THIS